Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Obituary

Audrey Victoria Sayer was a beautiful woman with and even more beautiful heart, she died unexpectedly and tragically yesterday on February 14, 2036. Her death along with sister wife Claire Caudill shocked millions of fans and viewers in America and the world. Sayer was born in Austin, Texas in the year 2000, she and Caudill shared a tv show that aired every Sunday afternoon and was very successful. 

The story of the deaths is hard to understand and much like a movie, "I was very much I love with all of them." said Justin Bieber their husband. It was known that he had two wives, but there had been another. "I had a thing on the side with a younger woman and I had been bringing her gifts." Bieber says. Both Caudill and Sayer thought the gifts were for the other and were beginning to get jealous. "I guess the last straw was Valentine's Day," said Bieber "I told them I was leaving the house to go buy something and when I came back my world had changed." While he was gone the two woman so filled with jealousy attacked each other and it got so violent the result was their deaths. 

Although the the death of Audrey Sayer was tragic, her life was quite the opposite. She worked with a charity which helped hungry children in 3rd world countries and was often traveling and trying to make a difference, yet she always found a way to make it back in time for her Sunday show. She will be remembered not by her death but by the colorful life she lived and the people she helped.








1 comment:

  1. At least your version of this obituary is consistent throughout. The angle is established in the lead and the rest of it is consistent with that angle. Late. 91

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